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BA SALAM KHEDMATE HAMEYE DOOSTANE AZIZ OMIDVARAM BETAVANAM BARAYE 2 SANIYE HAM KE SHODE LABKHANDE ZIBAEE BAR LABANE SHOMA BENESHANAM!!!

1.Torke mire haj.dar maraseme sang zanee be namade shaitan sang kam miare.shoroo mikone

fohsh dadan

2.Jasade torke mire pezeshke ghanooni.doctorha hameh mato mabhoot az nateeje boodan ke 90%

koftegi elam shode boode .10 % ham khafeh shodegi..miran tahghigh mifahman torke ba kesh

khodeshoo dar zade

3.be torke migan nazaret dar moorede zelzeleye ardebil chi hast? migam koochek bood vali moshti bood bar dahane amrikaye jahan khar

4.be torke migan babtoo bishtar doost dari ya mamanetoo? mige mamanetoo

5.be torke migan paiambar kai be rasalat resid.miga vala man khabar nadaram man said khandan

piade shodam

6.be torke migan midooni pol vaseh chieh? mige baraye inke keshtia ziresh rad shan

7.torke mire baghali mige agha nooshabe khanevadeh darin.mige are.mige agha be mojaradha midi

8.torke mire harame emam reza mige ay emame reza ghorboonet beram shoma ke zamene ahoo shodin zamene mane yaboo ham beshin...

9.be torke migan saat chande mige 3 o khordeie migan daghigh begoo mige 12:40

10.torke mikh mire too pash nemitooneste daresh biare ba tahe chakosh sare mikho kaj mikone

11.be torke migan jomeh koja boodi? mige agha emam reza talabid raftim shomal

12.be torke migan mizaree pesaret bere daneshgah.mige are beshatee ke be darsesh latmeh nazaneh

13.az torke miporsan midooni age amrika aragho .arabestanoo.japono.chino.korea ro begire chi mishe? mige khob are dige iran mire jame jahanii

14.be torke migan bacheye kojaee mige USA migan boro baba chert nagoo? mige khoob hamine dige younjezarhaye sarsabze azarbayjan

15.torke miofte to jazireye adamkharha .reise adam kharha mige in torka ro posteshoo bekanin

goshteshoo bedin bokhoram.postesham ghaiesh daorost konin..ye dafe torke fanaresh dar mire

kard bar midare mige jeloo niain age jeloo biain mizanam in ghaieghetoono soorakh mikonam

16.torke zang mizane 118 mige agha shomareye ghazanfaroo darin mige agha na ..mige khob khanoom bizahamt man migam yaddasht konin

17.be torke migan ba khomapare jomleh besaz.mige shalvaram rooz aide ghadire khom pareh shod

18.torke mire disco jav migiratesh tamame poolashoo shabash mide

19.torke mirafte khod koshi ta khodeshoo bendaze zire ghatar .mibinan hamraye khodesh dare noone sangak mibare.migan in dige chieh.mige omadimo ghatar ye mahe dige ham niaomad

20.torke mishe raise seda va sima.bad az 2 rooz mindazanesh biroon.miran bahash mosahebe

mige baba kari nakardam vasate azan agahiee bazargani pakhsh kardam...

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BA TASHAKOR AZ SARA AZIZ KE IN JOKA RO BARAM FERESTAD

DOOSTANE AZIZ MAN DAR IN GHESMAT KHAILI KOMAK MIKHAM .MIKHAM TOOP TARIN GALLERY JOKE

IRANI ROO RAH ANDAZI KONAM .. PAS KOMAKAM KONIN .... BE HAPPY ALIREZA

 

-Torke bargheshon mire .baye ghablame mire dame dare khone lore mige bargh darid? Lore ham mige:khob hamin kar haro kardid ke beheton mikhandan ache ba ye zarf pelastiki miyomadi ta bargh nagiratet

-Esfahaniye khonashon atish migire zang mizane atash neshani miss call mizare ta on behesh zang bezane

-Lore mikhaste kal torkaro bekhabone mire to kavir loot mahi giri baad mibine torke ba ghayegh motori miyad az baghalesh rad mishe

-Lore mikhaste kal torkaro bekhabone mire mizane betire cheragh bargh mige chera daro baz namikonan torke dashte rad mishode mige mage namibini cheragheshon khamoshe nistan

-Torke ba zantiyash tasadof mikone va mashinesh daghon mishe taraf ke zade bode mige in zantiya haro jori sakhtan ke age az bak benzin badesh koni dobare doros mishe onham inkaro mikone ye rob baad ye torke dige rad mishe mige hamin kara ro kardid abero ye maro bordid ache adam aval panjereharo bede bala baad badesh kon

-Ye bar mikhastan dasgah dorogh sanjo emtehan konan be Esfahaniye vasl mikonan mige man ye adam dasto del bazam dasgah 1 bar bogh mizane / rashtiyaro miyaran mige man ye adam bagheyratam .dasgah 2 ta bogh mizane. torkharo miyaran mige man ye adame… dasghah monfajer mishe

-Torke ax ye gorekharo zade bode be divare otaghesh migan in kiye mige baba bozorgam vaghti to uven..bazimikarde

-Raze bagha dashte davaye 2 ta gorekharo neshon midade vaghti tamom mishe shabake Azarbayjan barnamaro ghat mikone va varzeshkaran .. delavaran… ro pakhsh mikone

-Torke mire sandevichi mige agha bebakhshid bandari darin.. yaroo mige baleh !! mige khob ghorboonet pas bezar ta 2 saat haal konim !!!! ( samira tavana)

-Torke mishe vazire mokhaberat baaz az 3 rooz mamlekat varshekast mishe miran tahghigh . mellat rah mioftan bebinan chekhabar shode mifahman vazir baraye refah hal hamshahrianesh telephone omoumiaro bisim kardeh

( mohammad mirzaee)

-be torke migan bozorgtarin arezoot chieh ? mige inke tabriz paitakht bood migan chera ? mige akhe oonvaght bood ke be ma migoftan bacheye tehroooon !!!! ( sina riahi )

-ardebil zelzele miad torke zang mizane vezarate keshvar maasooliatesho be ohde migire !!! ( vida vosoughi)

-torke miporse mige gheble kodoom tarafe ? migan invar . mige baiad khaili beram ta beresam ! ( mehrdad erfan)

-be torke migan khaili aghaye !!! mige man bishtar (sasan hamdanian )

- be torke migan baladi guitar bezani mige na vali ye dadsh daram oooonam na !!!! (mahiar az esfahan)

-Torke mire dare khooneye ye dokhtare toope tehrooni mige khanoom bebkahshid in doost dokhtar ke migan shomaiin !!! ( shahryar az arak)

-Torke mikhaste be felestinia komak koneh ye mosht sang mirize to sandooghe post !!! (raihaneh gharibian)

-Torke to otobus ye dokhatre toop mibine jav migiratesh piade mishe mire shomareye otobooso bar midare ( up )

-Torke mire usa az ghaza concerte ebi bode .mire bebine chekhabare.dar saloon ye pesare dashthe faryad mizade cd ebi !!! cd ebi !!! torke mige befarma oonvaght be ma migan khar miganesh chera ? mige akhe in hame saal in yaroo hanooz alefbaye englisi ro yad nagerefte A B C D !! ( nastaran 19 az tehran/ velenjak )

-Torke mire mahe asssal zaneshoo yadesh mire bebare ( majid isfahan )

-Torke sarbazish tamoom mishe mire carteshoo begire mige ahhh !! man az ina ke 2 ta dashtam ( maziar 18 shz)

-Torke basteye 1000 tomani mishmorde akharesh 250 toman kam miare ( maziar 18 shz)

-Torke pesaresho mifreste gimnastic baad az ye modat mibine pesaresh bejaye pishraft dare pasraft mikone .mire salon mibine pesareshooo gozashtan jaeye kharak az roosh darand miparand (marjan az kashan)

-Be torke migan shoma tehrani hastin ? mige nakhair cheshmatoon ghashang mibine ( nilofar 21 az karaj)

-Mibinan torke ba joorab mikhabe azash miporsan chera bajoorab mikhabi > mige akhe dishab man ba kafsh khabidam khabam nemibord ( Elaheh taghdim be bf azizam mohsen dar shiraz )

-ye bache az babsh miporse mige baba farghe tofango mosalsal chieh ? babahe mige har vaght mano madaret ba ham harf mizanim bia gosh kon fargheshoo mifahmi ( samira az Abuzabi UAE )

-be torke migan babye doostet ( ghazanfar ) morde boro ye joore be ghazanfar khabar bede ke shoke nashe mige khob..mire dare khaneye ghazanfar mige bebin piambar akram foot kard nooh ham mord .. iisa ham koshte shod hala babaye to gohye nabood ke bemire ( Samira az abuzabi UAE )

-Torke dashte poshte boome khoonashoono asphalt mikarde ziad miare .. soraat gir mizare ( parisa shiraz)

Be omide inke saate khoobe dashte bashin ..lotfan agar joki ke khande dar bashe dar zehn khod darid be sharte inke adab hefz she ,ro barayam az in form beferestid ..ta ba name khodetan dar in site be enteshar beresad..dar zemn bekhoda be man hagh bedin man dast tanham nemitoonam ye nafari 100 tar kar konam ..niazmande yari baazee doostan hastam ..midoonid ke man daneshjoo hastam khodam be andazeye kafi gire projeha va emtahanat hastam ...mano bebakhshid

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