BA SALAM BE HAMEYE AAZAIE AZIZ..OMADAM KE INO BEGAM AZ ZAMANIE KE AZ SHOMA HAMKARII KHASTAM TA KOMAKAM KONID AZ ZAMINO ASEMOON BARAM E MAIL ZADID KOMAKAM KARDID..NEMIDOONAM CHEJOOR AZ SHOMA TASHAKOR KONAM FAGHAT INO MIGAM KE TA VAGHTI ZENDAM IN SITO NEGAHESH MIDARAM TA TOOP SHE....

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- Aghe goftin ye noghteye ABI roo divar chiyeh????...........ye morcheye mardeh ke shalvareh jine abi taneshe............aghe goftin ye noghteye GHERMEZ ro divar chiyeh????? .......ye morcheye zane ke MATIK malide roo labash dareh mire sare GHARAR!!!!........aghe goftin ye noghteye SABZ roye divar chiye? 110ke dareh mire morche haro begire

- Ye 2khtare be bf-esh mige: to bad az ezdevaj ham mano inghadr doost khahi dasht??? pesare mige: age shoharet gir nabashe are

- Midooni Farghe ye Monshie khoob ba ye Monshie kheily khoob chie?? Monshie khoob mige: Sobh bekheir raeis Vali Monshie kheily khoob mige: Sobh shode raeis!!

- Midooni chera man ba divar refigh shodam? akhe age ye roozi biad ke dige hishkasi nabashe ke rooye shoonehash gerye koni mitooni be divar panah bebari age divar az ziret shoone khaili kard rooye saret kharab misho dige niyaz nadari gerye koni chon baghie vasat gerye mikonan(STA)

- Kashki monitoret boodam hamishe rokh be rokhet boodam~~~~~~~kashki keyboardet boodam hamishe zire angoshtat boodam ~~~~~kashki headphonet boodam hamishe dare gooshet boodam~~~~~~~kashki voicet boodam hamishe roo labat boodam~~~~~~kashki mouset boodam hamishe too moshtet boodam~~~~~~~kashki computeret boodam hamishe ashegham boodi

- Avalin kasi ro ke asheghesh mishi deleto mishkane va mire ... dovomin kasi ro ke miyay dost dashte bashi va az tajrobehaye ghabli estefade koni deleto bad tar mishkane va mizare mire ... badesh dige hich chi barat mohem nist.va az in be bad mishi on adami ke hich vaght nabodi.dige doset daram vasat rangi nadare......va age ye adame khob bahat dost beshe,to delesho mishkani ke entegahem khodeto begiri,va on mire ba yeki dige... in toriye ke dele hameye adamaye jahan mishkane... va hame az daste ham delkhoran .... ( kam del beshkan) ;

-Hameye adamha ba ham barabarand , ama pooldarha mohtaram tarand . hameye adamha barabarand ama doktharha por tarafdartarand . hameye adamha barabarand ama bacheha vajebtarand . hameye adamha barabarand ama khanomha moghadam tarand . hameye adamha barabarand ama siah ha badbakht tarand va sefidha bartarand ...... albate tabeezi dar bein nist . dar kol hameye adamha ba ham mosaviand va baziha MOSAVI tarand

-Dokhtar zerang + pesare zerang = daava va jaro bahse daaemii

Dokhtar zerang + pesare ahmagh = eshgh (love)

Dokhtar ahmagh + pesare zerang = sex

Dokhtar ahmagh + pesare ahmagh = ezdevaj (married)

-Dastat ra begzar doore kamaram Va labat ra begzar bar rooye labam va az shiriniye voojoodam benoosh: az tarafe nooshabe zamzam

- torke mire emamzade ,mibine ye 2khtare dare mige khodaya ye shohare khob be man bede , torke khodesho mindaze to baghale 2khtare mige khodaya hol nade

- william shekspear mige : kasi ra ke doos dari , azash begzar agar ghesmate to bashad , khodash bar migardad agar ham bar nagasht bedan ke az avval male to naboode pas behtar ke raft

- hatman bekhonesh kheyli bahale(dokhtarak amad kenaram goft agha EGHSH chist goftamash dokhtar saro kare shoma ba eshgh chist? ~ goft agha khab didam zarei ashegh shodam bogzarim az in masael jane agha EGHSH chist? ~~ goftamash dokhtar boro in ra ze babayat bepors / az che miporsi ze marde daste tanha eshgh chist?~~ raft dokhtar pishe madar goft babayam kojast? / 1 nafar migoft midanad ke baba EGHSH chist ~~ goft madar : dokhtaram , babaye to pishe khodast / goft madarjan khoda midanad aya EGHSH chist? ~~~ goft madar anke babaye tora az man gereft / harche porsidam javabam dad ella eshgh chist? ~~~ cheshmhayam ra nega kon booye baba midahad / in haman eshgh ast fahmidi ke hala eshgh chist? ~~~ dokhtarak ta ashk ra dar cheshme madar did goft / taze fahmi

baba 10met garm, 9karetim, 8tablakootim, 7tire babatim, 6she mashinetim, 5jere khoonatim, 4keretim, 3loolaye vojoodetim, 2roshkatim ,1kam maro daryab ( tashakor az hossein sorbi aziztarin doostam)

-be rashtiye sms mizanan zaneto ba kasi didan..mige laanet be shietoon hamash sms tekrari mizanan

- too in zamoone,connect chegoneh?!!! hame mikhan connect beshan ama geronee, rafte mohabbat, hack shode adat, koja bf, koja gf, koja ye hamdam, goli too donya, login nemishe, file hacko to send bekon, bebin chi mishe, to idiyee man, narafti az yad, idiye man too listete ama che besyar...man raftam az yad...sokote in ghalbe shekastam shode faryad hala vaaaaayy vaaay vay vay vay

(SPECIAL THX TO MY DEAR FRIEND HOSSEIN)

-(¯´v´¯) ----»(¯´v´¯)--»I LOVE YOU«----(¯´v´¯)« --- Zogh Zade Nasho Vase U nist STA kon ta berese be sahebesh

-Divoone.Olagh.Sarbehawa.Efadei.Tarsoo.Damdami.Asopas.Razl.Ashghal.Marmooz.. Shaki Shodi??? Hala 8 Harfe Avale 8kalameye Balaro Bezar Kenareh ham....... ???????? DOSET DARAM....!!!!

-Ghese az koja shoro shod az chato maile shaboone * az pm dadan to roomo * ye salame Asheghoone ** on shodam be mehraboni * ke begam ba to michatam * ta begam bemoni on line * az friend liste ghashangam ** baz off haye Asheghooneh * email haye bi neshooneh * in yahoo kashki * haminjori bemoneh ** baz off haye Asheghooneh * email haye bi neshooneh * in yahoo kashki * haminjori bemooneh ** Eshghe to baraye ghalbam * Avalino Akharine * toei tanha hamzaboonam * ke hamishe nazanine * Age on line * Age off line * to bemooni * ya namooni ** to vasam hanooz hamooni * ke baram aziz tarini * to vasam hanooz hamooni * ke baram aziz tarini

- mesle biaboon man tanha neshastam daria be daria dar yade to hastam ham khooneie man ey khobe sade fanoose rahi dar tarike jadee miraftam az dast gar too naboodi dastam gerefti paiam rooboodi delvapase man bargard be khooneeee($ara)

- midonid chera bishtarin asibe ro to charshanbesori torka midan chon atish kenare divar roshan mikonan az rosh miparan

- be torke migan age ab nabood chi mishod ? mige ma shena yad nemigereftim dar natije ghargh mishodim dar natije enerji hasteii hagh mosalame mast

-to ketab khundam sigar badeh digeh sigar nakeshidam...................to ketaabkhundam aragh badeh digeh aragh nakhordam..................to ketaab khundam ashegh shodan badeh digeh ketaab nakhundam

-age yeroz boghz galoto feshord ...ghol nemidam be khandonamet vali mitonam bahat gerie konam ...............age yeroz khasti dar beri khabaram kon ghol nemidam ke azat bekham bemoni ama mitonam bahat bedovam..........age yeroz rafti va barnaghashti behet ghol nemidam montazeret mimonam

- khabare jadido shenidi?!??!!?!migan sazmane sanjesh elam karde az in be bad ghazviniha hagh nadaran poshte konkoor beistan!!!Ty Sender

- A lucky star fell on the earth last nigth, It asked me what i wanted? a miliom dollars or a great friend? I picked a million dollars because I already have you ( special thx to hossein)

-hich vaght del be kasi naband… chon in donya in ghad kochike ke toosh do ta del kenare ham ja nemishe ...vali age del basti…… hich vaght azash joda nasho chon in donya inghad bozorge ke dige peidash nemikoni.....

- navare ghalbe normal _,-._/|_,-._/|_,-._/|_,-._/|_,-._/|_,-._/| navare ghalbe man vaghti to hasti: _/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/| hala bebin age nabashi chi mishe: ---------------------------------------------.

-age mikhae ghalbe mehraboneto azam begiri begir -------- age mikhae dastaye garmeto azam begiri begir --------------- age mikhae negahe nazeto azam begiri begir ---------- age mikhae eshghe paketo azam begiri begir ------------ ama .....ama.......ama to ro khoda gitare shamaeezade ro azash nagir

-ESHGH yani koochak kardane donia be andazeye yek nafar YA bozorg kardane yek nafar be andazeye donia

-Tahala midunesti ke LOVE mokhafafe che kalamatie va az che kalamati ijad shode? : 1-Lake of sorrow(daryacheye gham) 2-Ocean of tears(ogheyanose ashk) 3-Valley of death(diare marg) 4-E........ENERGIYE HASTEIII

Midooni Farghe Amoozegar Ba Roozegar Chiye ? Amoozegar Aval Dars Mide Bad Emtahan Migire Vali Roozegar Aval Emtahan Migire Bad Dars Mide

agar didi javani bar derakhti tekye karde bezan too saresh chon javoon bayad roo paye khodesh vaise

2 ta ghoorbaghe mioftan too ye chaleye amigh. chandta ghoorbagheye dige mian balaye chale , avali harchi talash mikone mibine nemitoone. ghoorbaghehaye dige behesh migan nemitooni oonam dast mikeshe va mimire. oon yeki harchi baghie roohiasho tazeif mikardan bishtar talash mikarde ta mitoone biad biroo midooni chie??? ghoorbaghehe KAR boode fekr mikarde daran tashvighesh mikonan!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marde Too Ye Koocheye Khalvat Be Ye 2khtare Khoshgel Mige : Doost Dari Bebooooooosamet?! 2khtare Mige : NAKHEYR !! Marde Mige : Vase khodet Goftam Man Ke ZAN Daram....!! )

be akhoonde goftan haj agha mitooni be englisi az 1 ta 10 beshmari?goft:bale..one two three four five naozobellah sex..............

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

- teste konkoore ardebiiill:soraate n0o0r cheghad ast?1-bad nist. 2-khoob ast. 3-shoma chetoriin? .4 -che khabara?

-az zeidan dishab porsidan ke akhe materatzi chi behet goft ke in kare zeshto anjam dadi???goft:martike bi shour be man mige ALI DAEE

-salam khobi ? baba kojaee to ? neshasti un bala ba tanhaeie khodet hal mikonio maro tahvil nemigiri . elahi ghorbonet beram , bizahmat 2ta nargil bendaz pain !!!